Gwenael ‘Fonzie’ Godde can’t stop lying

Lying is the act of both knowingly and intentionally or willfully making a false statement. Normal lies are defensive and are told to avoid the consequences of truth telling.

In a couple of days, it’s three months since Fonzie Godde disappeared. His last proof of life was a picture of his bulge, in a bathroom in China. It was accompanied by an optimistic message about the production of Paprium cartridges:

Yes, we are running. But not running away. 3 news coming :
1. We received your money one month ago. Took some extra painful time
2. We are very busy at manufacturing the game. Over 50 factories are involved and every single part are getting stacked in our warehouse for final assembly!
3. Game will be back on preorder very shortly, everyone will get notified by email when so.
As reminder, anyone not willing to wait and asking for refund will be refunded. Just be a little bit patient because our costumer support is quite overloaded with questions lately and paypal is major trouble to work with, we are switching to another service shortly. Thank you.
To investors, this is major update of great importance: Fonzie picked the “Armageddong” thing today. He said he would personally test every single pieces!
So 1) the “problem” with paypal is solved.
And 2) this cannot be true. 50 companies?

Over [!] 50 factories are involved and every single part are getting stacked in our warehouse for final assembly!

cartridge

Source: https://www.equities.com/news/what-parts-make-up-an-iphone

The list:

Samsung
Omnivision
Aac Technologies
Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co.
Sony
Desay Battery Tech
Sunwoda Electronics
Simplo Technology
Compeq Manufacturing
Unimicron Technology
Unitech Printed Circuit Board
Cirrus Logic
Catcher Technology
Micron
Texas Instruments
Bosch
Invensense
Qualcomm
Avago
Qorvo
Skyworks
SK Hynix
Dialog
NXP
Universal Scientific Industrial

7 thoughts on “Gwenael ‘Fonzie’ Godde can’t stop lying

  1. Are you an idiot? Nobody ever said all those factories wre going to produce cartridge parts. You are forgetting about about the manual, cartridge boxes, goodies, etc. And what about the custom fighting stick ? Surely this is composed of many parts.

    Also, who cares if that’s not exactly ’50’ factories but only 40 or less ? The point was only to say there are ‘a lot’ of factories to manage and coordinate so try to not focus too much on stupid details.

    Surely WM communication so far has been quite shameful and project handling quite catastrophic but you will not achieve anything by trying to play internet detective or spreading false rumors.

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    1. Hey “Richie C”, I guess Fonzie’s dick is an acquired taste. I don’t blame you, but if you see him tell him to stop lying, and he only needs 3 or 4 factories to get the game out.

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  2. I don’t care about his cock, I just want Fonzie to deliver his goddamn game. I mean, shit, I thought I had to wait a long time for Pier Solar but this is ridiculous. By the time Paprium comes out, I’ll have matured enough to no longer care about retro games.

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